Matador'd

The aftermath of anal penetration where the phallus is of such proportions, tbe rectum looks as it might after being gored by a bull's horn.

Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; And how were Fanny and Verity when you last saw them?Lord Fredistare Buntwick; Well old chap, Fanny has just finished her second year at Oxford, and Verity has been matador'd by several Galician stable boys!
Sir Reginald Piers-Gently; i'm deligbted to hear it!

by Klaatu's Nikto December 1, 2017

Matador

A closested, queer, or gay man who is in a married/committed heterosexual relationship while having another homosexual relationship on the side.

"'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...Cause there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador, but…" --John Mulaney

by Beschützer July 15, 2023

Matador

A person, usually highly attractive, who brazenly flaunts their various red flags to garner the attention of potential significant others. They are proud of their negative traits and behavior, and dating one is always a horrible idea.

Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.

Person A: "Person B, you have got to stop dating Person C. You can't fix them, they're a matador!"

Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."

by Helicoptamus October 17, 2024

Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.

The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.

by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.

I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!

by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021