matadoring

Verb (passive) - Allowing others to do a significant portion of a task then, finish the task and claim credit for all the effort.

I was matadoring when I let my friend carry my son because, when we arrived at the reception, I carried him.

by The Hermits August 26, 2016

Metabojism

The metabolic ability of a female (or raging tail gunner) to process nature's yoghurt i.e. a teaspoon of sperm cider

Beatrice: 'Jessica, darling you look absolutely divine- you must tell me your diet secret'
Jessica: 'Well Beatrice, I guess I was just thankfully born with a stupendous metabojism as I manage to stay wafer-thin despite smoking more Poles than Hitler did in all of Word War II'

by Anonymous submissions July 23, 2018

matado

1) in Spanish, this can mean an excessively hard-working student; a grind; a "tryhard"; usually endearing
2) can sometimes carry negative connotations, as do the terms "nerd" and "geek."

1) Woah, you got 100% on the test?! You're such a matado.

2) Look at him—he probably studies all day. What a stupid virgin matado.

by juanchungus September 11, 2020

matako

Swahili word for buttocks.

What's her name has a really nice matako.

by jumbe February 11, 2006

camp mataponi

most amazing place. ever.
we are mad about pie.
anyone who doesnt go here is a loser.
anyone who has or does go here is superrrr coooool

mataponi kid: i go to camp mataponi
random kid: I WANT TO BE YOU

by mainer... January 17, 2009

metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

"It's hard for me to lose weight. I have a slow metabolism."

by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004

mataburro

a metalic excessory or utencil put on the from of a car (usualy a MERU) used to ram shit really hard. the literal translation is DONKEY KILLER

man i was so drunk yesterday that i crashed my car.

DID U GET HURT!?

no, i had my mataburro, i killed a donkey though.

by scribbles-maggibbles January 24, 2009