masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008

masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney October 2, 2007

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

Manstipator

A bloke (male) who is transitioning to lady (female) or vice verser.

You usually cannot tell what sex the person is.

Hey look over there, a manstipator!

by Roma2005 April 15, 2023

post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019