Masterdebater

A person who will engage you in debate over the smallest matter of personal or professional decorum, preference, grammar, Et cetera (yeah you like that, I see you out there) in an attempt to satiate some kind of inner soul-oriented black hole (logic and reason come out on the other side).

We spent the better part of the ride on the subway exchanging the finer points of the efficient allocation of public space, where to stand, put your bag, and at what point you must move to the inside of the bench seats to let others sit down. Then he convinced some random girl to give up her religion. Then he got a black dude to say he'd vote republican in the next election. That dude is a masterdebater.

by TheDefiantCow August 26, 2009

Masterbeat

to masturbate whilse eating.

I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.

by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009

Masterdebateable

Trying to decide if a person is worth your time masturbating to.

I need to goto school soon so that blonde i saw earlier is still masterdebateable.

by Asteric August 10, 2017

masterkiller

Someone who outwits people at their own game.. a person who rights , wrongs.. A defender of the weak and bullied..

The Masterkiller was asked to step in to clean up the bullies in the chat room ..

by Feroroxy March 23, 2019

Mastereth

A man whomst makes videos on the internet, often helping out other creators. Very long sentences.

Mastereth cannot make convincing monkey sounds.

by GabeTYJ December 20, 2019

masterbeader

Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)

I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.

Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.

She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.

by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022

Mastercry

The global sport known as mastercrying, is the art of crying and masturbating simultaneously. Usually depicting a sad and very lonely individual.

As I sat in my room that night, it hit me. Despite both his parents dying as a child, being scarred for life and being a speccy four eyes, my one true best friend both decided to and managed to bang my sister.

It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.

by Haxorg May 21, 2014