masterfuckingbate

When you masterbate with such passion and thrust that you are taking off like a fucking rocket.

Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!

by Bad C dev October 7, 2021

Masterfuwifey

A masterfuwifey is a moot who is #sunny moot 💪🏼

Sunny met Dora *insert here long year ago*

“Hey is that masterfuwifey?”

“Yeah, I heard she’s a mlb fan!”

“Oh, like that sunny ☀️ girl?”

“Yeah, like her!”

by Ordinaryamberr January 18, 2022

Masterfraping

the act of fraping oneself

Tom: John, why did you update your status to say you were gay?
John: oh, i was just masterfraping a lot last night

by jiggzz July 18, 2010

Masterforeplaytion

To add foreplay into the art of masterbation.

I seen this hot Guy and now i Want to get into some masterforeplaytion with him in mind.

by Suite Seduction March 21, 2011

mastercalling

calling someone while materbaiting and saying u have to go when about to orgasim

i was mastercalling my mom from my room

by athony--->smosh October 1, 2011

Masterblock

This is the act of cock blocking yourself. This can be done for a variety of reasons including, but not limited to; fidelity requirements, embarrassment, awkwardness, sobering up in the nick of time, etc. Doesn't happen very often and typically results in feelings of confusion and possibly guilt.

The hottest chick ever hit on me last night at the bar, but with my wife home with the kids and no one else to save me, I masterblocked by donning a helmet and a hula hoop, while running out the door screaming like a little girl.

by 00Snort00 October 18, 2011

masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.

"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".

by Surly Q August 20, 2012