Masterfraping

the act of fraping oneself

Tom: John, why did you update your status to say you were gay?
John: oh, i was just masterfraping a lot last night

by jiggzz July 18, 2010

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft

Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

masterpranking

The act of pulling a prank on one's self in order to cast off suspicion from an earlier prank. A tactic often used when one is preparing for the ultimate prank in a series that will produce great personal enjoyment at the expense of others.

After the warranted egging of his neighbors' homes and masterpranking his own house (less than the others of course) Sanchez began planning for the imminent round of flaming bags of dog poop.

by Barry Brooks February 27, 2011

mastercalling

calling someone while materbaiting and saying u have to go when about to orgasim

i was mastercalling my mom from my room

by athony--->smosh October 1, 2011

Masterdraking

That thing that happens to people when they hear a new Drake song on the radio or speakers that they memorized within 15 minutes of the song's release, and all of the sudden stop, dance and sing along to Drake in order to look super cool. Particularly in the Toronto area, this is extremely prevalent.

Yo bud, this is the new Drake song (sings along) and dances like the hotline bling dance

(Response) Stop masterdraking, you'll go blind.

by Dr. Channing August 2, 2016

Mastercating

Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.

I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!

by Amawee21 May 16, 2016

Masterbrasion

The act of wounding ones self after a marathon of sexual self fulfillment

Not in the mood for sex tonight hunny, masterbrasion has set in.

by Bugjuz February 28, 2017