masturbeer

1. Dutch word for: I "masturbate"

2. Masturbating while having a beer.

3. Masturbating using beer.

1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."

2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...

by MrSecret September 17, 2010

Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011

masterpeeve

The act of committing one's own pet peeve.

Girl: "Did you just turn without using your turn signal?"
Guy: "Yeah; I just masterpeeved in front of you."
Girl: "That's ok; girls masterpeeve too."

by badlands March 17, 2013

Masturbeethoven

Pleasing yourself while listening to Classical Music

"Jonny was really into classical music. But I didn't realise he was THAT into it; I caught him Masturbeethoven last night"

by zAerokill July 16, 2013

Masterbex

A person who stands off to the side and masterbates while watching two others have sex. (Masterbate + sex = Masterbexe)

During threesomes I never join in, I'm more of a Masterbex

by RFS447 June 4, 2017

Masterbeta

A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.

Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?

Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!

Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.

Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?

Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!

Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.

by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011

masterbeer

Another name for 'Marinus' in dutch, it means Master Beer, but in dutch it means 'Masturbate' (not Master Bait)

Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)

by Ronnie Bob March 19, 2003