mascot

Someone who dickrides a person, place, or thing for no apparent reason.

Girls who defend Chris Brown after he beat up Rihanna are some Chris Breezy mascots. Someone who's wearing a California sweatshirt even though they grew up in New York, thats A Cali mascot. Someone who thinks Lil Wayne is the best rapper of all time,You's a damn MASCOT and you need to check out some old school hip hop, you f'n simpleton!!!!

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

Mascot body

A man or woman's body type where they have big hips and thighs, and a large, dumpy ass, like an animal mascot for a sports team. Sometimes their head can appear too small for their body, given their huge bottom section.

I'm sure you've seen people like this. They look like a person in a Yogi Bear suit, or a team mascot, because the bottom half of their body is too big, compared to their head.

"That woman in the Accounting Department has a Mascot Body."

by mftmark November 20, 2009

MASSON

A brown boy known for being abused by his friends and having no property of his own. Anything of his is communal property and is free for others to take and post on their IG. His signature move is the 🍬🧢.

The big A took advantage of Masson and gave him the big D

by Persuasive Speaker March 14, 2023

MassDOT

A highway department that loves to close vital roads while not maintaining anything.

“The Sumner Tunnel is closed again, those boys down at MassDOT sure do love traffic.”

by homie885 June 22, 2023

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

masson

verb meaning to con someone, to tell a lie, to have the wool pulled over one's eyes, but in an amusing and charming manner. From the vernacular of Muswell Hill, North London, origin unknown.

"Oh my god - I think we just got massoned!"
'Oi! Don't you try and masson me on this, you smooth talking cad!"

by Nigel St Hubbins April 7, 2008

mascot wife

an average looking middle aged wife who delights in bringing cheer to her husband and her home.

He could have had one of a dozen trophy wifes but instead he waited for the love of a true friend. He waited for his mascot wife.

by HipNanny April 9, 2011