someone stupid and a longer term for massimo
naya: oh yea did u see massimo bassimo
chloe: omg i did he’s so stupid
by therealraviross April 10, 2019
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A bitch ass fuckboy who dates fishes and is 1’4 who has a .7 inch chode
Dude your like Massimo Barb right now, your such a gay ass fuckboy
by ar435 October 10, 2017
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to have possession of a heart the size of a pea.
I had a big challenge to complete but i massimo maccarone'd it.
by Twenty Four Seven. April 7, 2003
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A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022
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A creepy tall guy, usually pale. Massimo has mental health issues, he spent his childhood and most of his life in torment. Despite is charismatic and empathetic attitude and is beautiful face he is a total psychopath. He is a genius and extremely cunning, don't approach him and don't love him, his only goal is to make you suffer as much as he suffers and he will ruin your life with no hesitation
"You see that creep outta here? Don't be a fool, he is a Massimo, he never learns"
by deathkillergun81 November 23, 2021
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Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.
1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.

Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022
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