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Cripes all massey

An exclamation for something that is extremely painful or a terrible situation.
Aaron: cripes all massey that hurt when i got ball tapped!
by Slawcat February 6, 2018
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Jack Massey Welsh

He is a handsome, very popular YouTube Creator. He owns many, many channels listed here:
JackSucksAtLife, Jack Massey Welsh, JackSucksAtMC, JackSucksAtGeography, JackSucksAtCoolMathGames, JackSucksAtGeogessur and so on! Thanks.
by TTV_TheRealTobes28_YT November 9, 2020
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Jack Massey Welsh

A man who likes to make Tesla videos, shout at children who hack on his Minecraft Server, Skycade and a guy with a subreddit where he views his fans memes, copying PewDiePie. His ideas also get stolen by WillNE, where his videos get put on his second channel. He also has a second channel where he does Minecraft videos and says bloody nourah whenever someone has a hitler skin twice in a row.
child named Muhammad: haha look at me i hack on minecraft server play.skycade.net hahaha
Jack Massey Welsh: stop nooooo
child named Muhammad: shush before i hacker you

Jack Massey Welsh: i eat eggplant if you stop
child named Muhammad: yum eggplant i stop now
Jack Massey Welsh: i no eat eggplant lol. i ban child named Muhammad now
Jack Massey Welsh: /punish childnamedMuhammad
child named Muhammad: no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TheOneCMC May 15, 2020
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Jack Massey Welsh's ravioli

Jack Massey Welsh's ravioli is a meme in the jacksucksatlife subreddit community. It is also a lovely dish in one part of the world only being sold in my kitchen.

Every time Jack Massey Welsh hears the word RAVIOLI he gets Vietnam flashbacks of that time he spent on Reddit instead of tryna get a real job.
Jack Massey Welsh's ravioli is a beautiful dish.
I like the smell of jack Massey Welsh's ravioli coming from the oven.
ack Massey Welsh's ravioli is really good.
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Austin Massey

Austin Massey is the coolest guy in the world
by Qadfdsf May 20, 2024
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Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice
Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.
by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020
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