After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).
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Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.
Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
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Get the Markone mug.An amazing guy, who is always there for you when you need him. Does everything just to make you happy whenever he sees sadness in your eyes, mainly using cute pictures of puppies to cheer you up. A gorgeous guy everyone would do anything to have by their side and he deserves all the love of the world for his unlimited kindness and caring.
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Get the Marko mug.Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.
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Get the Marko mug.Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
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2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
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