Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.

"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."

by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015

Maroon 5

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

by Who’R’You December 21, 2014

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

Maroon Date

A blind date that results in the two people having a one night stand.

I set Kyle up with Virginia, and i havent heard from him since last night, guess it was a maroon date

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

maroon 5ing

Maroon-5ing
məˈro͞on fīviNG
Verb
1. Taking a decent band that is full of creativity and instruments and stripping it down to vocals, effects, beats, and bass lines while cutting back or eliminating guitar and drums.

2. Opting to go for more a pop/synthesized/cookie cutter/flavor of the day sound.

"Wow, Maroon 5 used to be a decent band but they've been totally Maroon 5ing themselves since 'Songs about Jane'"

by Poorman81 November 8, 2013