Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.
A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!
by Who’R’You December 21, 2014
Get the Maroon 5 mug.Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.
1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!
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Get the Maroonion mug.A godly man placed in an ungodly world with love in his heart to combat the hatred all around him. He is the heretics worst nightmare. Also has a striking resemblance to Marlon Brando.
Marlonious marlonious definitely not a fagonious..
by LilG1873 November 1, 2017
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He makes my heart feel loved I hope we will see each other again.
Don't worry about this we will see each other... In this place where our appointment is at <3
He makes my heart feel loved I hope we will see each other again.
Don't worry about this we will see each other... In this place where our appointment is at <3
omg who is this cute guy? He is so nice!
Hey! Yes he is very cute hahshjahshs I agree. and yes. He is Marlon!
Hey! Yes he is very cute hahshjahshs I agree. and yes. He is Marlon!
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Get the Marlon mug.When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.
I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.
by justindelaney October 25, 2018
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