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Markus

The cutest, most charming person alive. He is able to catch hearts of not just women but everyone. Anyone who has him his lucky to have them theirs.
"That Markus is pretty cute."
"Yeah, but he's already taken."
by Insertsomethingedgyhere July 27, 2017
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Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.
Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.
by NameDefiner March 30, 2003
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Markham

A boring ass town with nothing to do. North of Toronto, it's as boring as the time I watched Glitter on TV. Theres nothing to do. The closest thing to excitement is wasting your weekend to drop off your kids at a soccer game you know they won't win.
Person#1: "Dude, wanna waste some time?"

Person#2: "We live in Markham. Were basically wasting our time 24/7"
by Stupid-defs February 2, 2009
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Markshark

to have a blockhead, mouthguard and massive gums. To constantly not shut up and have an exhuberant head.
My name is mark and have a big head and huge gums which could be an optical illusion considering it is actually my small teeth that make my gums look huge.
by Paolo Hanna October 19, 2004
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Markham

When a job or task is given to someone and gets completed in a very short time frame but with many hiccups and issues on the way.
Nick: "I've finished the server migration project!"
Lucas: "You may have but, you managed to lose 3 months worth of data and caused a weeks worth of outages, you're such a markham."
by greasysixtynine December 6, 2021
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Markus

A really awesome kid. Markus's are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. When playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. They are also very good in bed.
That kid's so funny, bet his name is Markus.

My god, he just pulled a Markus.

That things huge! Is your name Markus?
by TheSuperHero'sFriend July 4, 2010
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Markham

The name of a suburban town just north of the city of Toronto, Canada. A really drab place where absolutely nothing happens, most of the people are ignorant, and bad drivers.
I'm from Markham, the most lamest place on earth.
by samster 123 September 12, 2005
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