Deeq The Marketing Guy

A black Indian american marketing promoter born in July. Know for marketing Musical Artist acts such as Jermaine Dupri, Destiny's Child, Nas, Aaliyah and movie, The Wash, Next Friday, Badboy 2, A Man Apart, One Upon a time in mexico etc. Deeq has a family of talent in many generations. He grew up in one of the most notorious homicide neighborhoods in the country, When Deeq was a teen he order at a neighborhood chinese store and went to pick up his food and four minutes later there was a shooting inside the store which led to a murder. He has been through up and down in life. Rumors says he moving and this Summer 2018 he's touring in several cities.

Definition of Deeq The Marketing Guy

by Janice Wright June 4, 2018

Marieta

Marieta.. wow! Marieta's sure are unique. They aren't always the quickest one to get the joke but man, they sure are smart with the books. Give em' a glass of wine, a few ice cubes and the party is started. Despite their 3D beauty marks, often on their face, Marieta's are overall beautiful (especially when they wear the red lipstick). If you take a Marieta to the Italian Night Club on 5th, you'll see just how fun she can be.

Dude 1: Look at that mole
Dude 2: Dude, it's ok shes a Marieta

by fratkm7 May 12, 2014

mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.

1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.

by KDB December 12, 2006

off the market

Taken. Not single. Someone whom you should leave the fuck alone.

Can be abbreviated to OTM.

Yo, dude. You best quit chasing after her. She's off the market.

by HolyMolly March 5, 2008

Markita

Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.

That girl over there is a Markita.

by Ladycakes January 10, 2017

Marketing Hacker

Increase Revenue, Optimize Efficiency, and cut costs using Automation, Data, and Process.

Isaac is a brilliant Marketing Hacker as demonstrated by his usage of Marketing Automation, Applied Statistics, and new data processes to quarterly revenue.

by ikecube December 31, 2012

Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021