Panda Bear Madness Minute

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.

"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)

by Ramblaron August 21, 2006

Maranda

The best damn bitch on the earth. She is so gorgeous she is out of this world. She will help you no matter what she always has your back and she’s always ready to kick some ass. She would never give up on you she will lift you up and push you forward. She loves food and she’s always down to do whatever. She is so versatile And so talented. She’s the most smartest person on the earth I was making A’s people should have a Maranda in their life.

Who’s that chick right there

Oh you don’t know that’s Maranda

by The weird online kid April 23, 2020

The Marangoni Sway

To physically sway backwards under the immense weight of an object

Bob was pushing hard on the 4th rep of bench presses, until suddenly, The Marangoni Sway had him.

by Julian C Howard December 9, 2007

Arctic Madness

Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.

"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave

by Monological January 21, 2009

Mooch Madness

The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

Riaz has Mooch Madness, he has been at W.C.'s all weekend watching the tourney.

by Fatrazmo April 5, 2011

Signing Madness

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011

Beatdown Madness

A combination of left-click and spacebar inputs that make your blood flow through your veins.

"Have to know the proper meaning of the Beatdown Madness chaos in the brain make your blood flow make your blood flow through your veins."

by _Caution April 20, 2021