The Marcel

The Marcel is a sexual act, where the male puts his penis into the female's vagina and shoves his balls in her anus.

-My balls still ache.
-What did happen with you?
-Last night my wife said she needs something new in the bed, so we did The Marcel.

by Anonymhumus January 24, 2018

Marcel

To use a disabled space when not disabled.

Did you see that bloke pull a Marcel?

by DJrumination February 28, 2008

Marcel

Verb. To steal emails from a large distribution list and use them to annoy other people.

As used in a sentence

I marceled that girls email thinking she wanted to be forwarded all my lame jokes.

I am going to marcel your email address to let you know when cokes are on sale at the grocery store, 2 six packs for $5.

by Freddie Mac March 18, 2008

marcel

Marcel is a hot guy from Germany who kinda plays with feelings. He can be very nice and gentle but also a really mean guy. I used to like him but now he doesn’t pay any attention to me so fuck him.

‘Marcel just texted me, I’m so happy.’

by abbythehotty January 25, 2022

Marcel

HUUGE PENIS. Marcel is a beast in bed. He satisfies all girls with his bwc. He is tall handsome and smart.

Wow have i already cummed that must be a Marcel.

by Emmafoley October 3, 2018

Marcel

The guy thats always setting up pranks and starting mischief, but gets away with it because he's cute af.

Person 1: who untied my latest
Marcel:.. :)

by Moody_shark February 22, 2023

Marcel

Spawned to life by Cracked and his Cracked Heads, a Marcel is one spectacular monocle wearing alien dudt. He can been seen around his carrot trees on Uranus, either sporting his cowboy boots or cruising around in his LTV pouting his luscious lips looking for dads to kiss and drinking butts. His hobbies also include rubbing his thin mustache with his muscular arms, and catching a sniff with his elongated nose.

I totally gave your dad a great Marcel last night. I slapped them tits and gave him mustache burn from so many smoochy poos to the small of his back!

by Sabrenut26 March 25, 2023