Maplestory

1.You usually get sucked into this game by your friends, which fail school to play this load of ass. You start out on a plank of wood with some whiny bitch yelling at you. She doesn't shut up until you give her some attention.

Then you go into a tree, wearing this genital-crunching apple suit. Clever huh? Apple, in a tree. HAHAHAAHAHA, we're all laughing, cause it's so creative and new.

It takes about 10000 hours to gain a level. You might get addicted but after a while it gets boring. It is said to be better than runescape. An upside is that it's too gay for pedophiles. That's about it.

2.An excellent way to end your life.

3.Gay.

4. Makes you switch genders.
person 1: OMG i TOTALLY PWNED THAT MUTHA FKIN MUSROOM LAST NITE LOL111!!!wtf111!!!

person 2: Oh, you're a noob. I can pwn 24 mushrooms at a time, so you lose at life. Go hang yourself.

Another person #1: Hey, I'm really horny. Wanna makeout?

Another person #2: FUCK NO, MAN!!! I'm PWning some snails now! UBER PWNAGE!11111!!!

Another nother person #1: Hey, you should probably do your algebra homework instead of playing maplestory all day.

Another nother person #2: HAHAHA! That's for LOSERS! I'll just act sick or somethin and somehow pull off an A+! MY plan is foolproof! I'm gonna go talk on vent now. STFU NuB!1!!11lol!11!
by blue ackie February 24, 2008
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A roleplay game that is very addicting. It becomes boring around level 50. There are different jobs:
Rouge, Bowman, Magician, and Warrior.
You advance to one of those at level 10. (8 for magician)
Once you get to level 30, you choose the next path you're going. There are many different choices, but choose wisely.

It is very chibi, and there are various noobs. There are also "hidden maps", called "hidden-streets."

The official website is:
www.mapleglobal.com
And you can't join Scania, because its full.
In the game, Maplestory, message nightwingz. (I'm on Scania)
Good luck. :
by Rei. July 12, 2006
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damn good mmorpg. kinda like the old super mario games, but with an rpg and change-ur-clothes twist.
bob: yo, i play Everquest and its da bomb
me: everquest sux cuz u gotta pay
bob: well maplestory just plain sux
me: but its free :)
by pikle March 03, 2005
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The story of the symbol that appears on the Canadian flag, the maple leaf.

It's not about the boring overanimed MMORPC (Massively Multiplayer Online Rigged Piece of Crap) that some Koreans stole the name from because they don't know about copyrights.

Jealous bastards.

Canada fight back!
Person 1 - "Do you play Maplestory, all the cool Asians are playing it!"

Person 2 - "I don't want to play a game about the history of the maple leaf of Canada."

P1 - "But it's not! It's this anime ba..."

P2 - "Oh crap that's worse! Most good Anime died before the 2000s."

P1 - "But Bleach..."

P2 - "...Is an overlonged piece of crap just like Maplestory."
by The Phantomnaut May 26, 2009
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ever play diablo 2? it's like diablo 2 but 500 times slower and 5000 times more tedious. for heavens sake you kill snails and mushrooms can kill you. it's also boring since it lacks a real plot. however, if you REALLY REALLY want to play this game, you gotta hack. if you don't hack, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage to the other people who do hack, and you'll be wasting your time.
wanna know how slow maplestory is? it takes around 5 minutes to get to level 2, and around 2 hours to get to level 10. then it takes around 20 hours to get to level 30. in diablo 2, you can go from 1 to 75 in 16 hours. both are a waste of time, but which one would you rather do?
by The Mr Needles Experience April 19, 2007
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a fucked up mmorpg , just mario with swords
omg i accidentally threw maplestory into the stew and now its fucked!
by Lah April 06, 2005
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1: (n) A level 60 Human Rogue on World of Warcraft's Executus EU server.
2: (n) An intensely stupid or irritating person.
3: (a) Describes anything which is stupid or irritating.
4: (n) A videogame.
1: Man, fucking Maplestory trained mobs to me AGAIN.
2: That guy is such a Maplestory.
3: My typing is so Maplestory today.
4: I'mma go play some Maplestory.
by Zephyra June 22, 2006
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