Masturinity

Masturbate Virginity, the first time you tug on the ol' pecker.

Hey, Elise, Troye...you'll never guess what. I lost my masturinity last night.

by ClickHereToDie July 2, 2015

maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Kids Against Maturity

A game by Cyanide and Happiness that gets rid of your maturity faster than you can say “Santa’s big fat sack”

Hey, wanna play Kids Against Maturity

by _Dictionaryuser#473 November 4, 2020

maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.

RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever

by zedude May 2, 2009

Manturity

A combination of Man and Maturity. Used to describe the immature comments made by the common mature man.

Will you get a grip on your manturity? You need to keep your manturity in check.

by ajiskrazy February 1, 2010

manternity

man-ter-ni-ty \man-‘tÇ r-nÇ -tÄ“\

Noun

1 a: the quality or state of being a man : manhood

b: the qualities of a man : manliness

Verb

1 a: the act of doing things a man needs to do to ensure that their masculinity stays intact : doing things that men enjoy to do

b: enjoying simple pleasures that only a man could understand

Adjective

: granted to a man <manternity leave><manternity rights>

I am going on manternity leave to get my some me time.

by jimcolv October 11, 2012

Manurity

The degree to which a phrase or statement is "bull ****"

The press release from that politician had a very high manurity.

by greenpc February 5, 2010