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mansturbate

The same as regular masturbation, but more aggressive and manly.
Real men don't jack off, they mansturbate.
by MikeCareyHunt December 27, 2010
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manstruating

Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds
Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating
by Jackie Bennet February 5, 2009
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manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating
dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.
by nicas4life July 6, 2008
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manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.
by Greyson January 4, 2008
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menstbrate

men-st-brate /men-st-breyte/
-verb -at⋅ed, -at⋅ing
to perform the act of masturbation while on the menstrual cycle; the act of pleasing oneself while menstruating.
I menstbrated while I was on my period yesterday.
by eixxam April 19, 2009
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Magistrate

A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."
by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008
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Manstruating

When a man is "on the rag."
"I think Chad must be manstruating again. He was being a real dick last night.
by Hophead June 21, 2008
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