Mansfield

Unit of Measurement for Awesomeness

wow, did you see those chicks making out in the hot tub. yeah, that was like 100 mansfields

by Shawn Tildawn August 6, 2006

Mansfield Mudpuddle

The act of having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is shitting on the man's dick. Anal sex should continue until the mudpuddle is dry. Then it becomes a Lima Lakebed.
*Best results if woman is fed a laxative.

Man, last night Womp pounded his girlfriends Mansfield mudpuddle until it became a Lima Lakebed! It was totally tubular!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

Mansfield

The act of taking a fierce, fiery and explosive bowel movement in a speedy manner along the side of a road/highway because he/she could no longer bear the intense feeling of having to drop the big one!

Person #1: "Man, look at that chick beside the Mandarin!"

Person #2: "Whoa dude, she's definitely dropping a Mansfield!"

by FreightPimp November 29, 2010

mansfield

a man with an abnormally small penis that jacks off to baby porn

man! that kid is such a mansfield

by lucifer miley February 10, 2008

Mansfield

The Mansfield- when you cream pie a bitch and she slides across your floor like a cum slug 🐌

Imma surprise my mans tn and preform my best Mansfield

by Slugslug May 29, 2018

Mansfield

Small town in Southern Mass where all the kids think their the toughtest shit around but only think so to make up the mass amounts of slutty, bitchy girls, and their steriod pumpin, small penised boyfriends. They interbreed with each other because no one else in the world likes them and the results of said breeding produce raw meat....

Person 1: Hey man I heard there's a party in Mansfield tonight!
Person 2: Not unless I want to beat the shit out of loser guys who think their tough, or get an STD!
Person 3: I would rather eat dog shit than go to Mansfield

by Jake160 May 15, 2008

Mansioned

Getting wasted beyond Housed. Getting Mansioned!

1: "Man... I got Fucked up last night!"
2: "You were fuckin Mansioned last night."

1: "Nigga you got housed last night!"
2: "My ass was inside a Mansion..."

Make sense of it, I don't know.

by MDPL8708 September 28, 2008