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Jayne Mansfield 

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.
Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.
Jayne Mansfield by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Riley Patrick Mansfield 

This kid has the hottest sisters in history the biggest thots alive and his mum holy fuck biggest proso and to nonna's funeral fuck u cunt your forehead is bigger than bayleys future. Bridgets big bums with seaseme seeds, donna nonna charlotte now thats a feed. when you fuck donna you get a boner.
Guy: Oi your sister is a thot

Riley Patrick Mansfield: yeh thats my hot sister bridget

Bloody rubbish Mansfield 

Popular refrain around football stadia in the Second Division of English football, as the yellow-clad dimwits concede yet another hilariously soft goal
hahahahahahahahaha, I can't believe they just did that, you're absolutely bloody rubbish Mansfield!!!

Stone Mansfield

One who gets rejected by the same girl over ten times. The master of what we call, "anti-rizz." Someone that has no play and is fatter than Pillsbury Doughboy.
"EWW! Is that Stone Mansfield?!"

"Why is Stone Mansfield even talking to us?"
"I have never seen someone as ugly as Stone Mansfield!"

Mr. Mansfield 

Mr Mansfield is a Suns WMS English Teacher, formerly a Granite Team English Teacher. He's such a boomer but it's fine, though he blasts boomer music while you're trying to write an essay about child neglect. Everybody forgets about the Wordly Wise quizzes because he never reminds you, so it takes you by surprise and you fail. He loves golf. He has golf stickers everywhere, and regularly makes students knock down glue sticks with golf clubs. He throws things at students, such as granola bars, bouncy balls and beef jerky, then makes fun of you if you don't catch it. he hates the class of 2024 and doesn't even try to hide it. But like, he likes slam poetry so it's cool. boomer
"lily: "hes gonna take points off for bad grammer im sorrey Mr. Mansfield how did i pass your class :-(""
Mr. Mansfield by sujn November 16, 2019

Katherine Mansfield 

The most hated woman in New York, U.S.A. for writing “Miss Brill” in the 1920’s. An excerpt from her work was used in the June 2019 edition of the New York State Regents Examination, and it stressed the living fuck out of high school students across New York. The students had to write an essay pointing out the main/central idea of the excerpt. They couldn’t fucking read it. No one could.
Katherine Mansfield is a bitch and now I’m gonna fail English because I needed to pass that English regents exam.
Katherine Mansfield by Brjs June 19, 2019