mariconada

Spanish slang, not used in 'polite' circles. Usually used by Cubans. Describing a petty act, not quite malicious, usually but not always anonymously.

Raul telling Carlo's girl he cheats on her was a real mariconada

by Farruco November 14, 2010

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

Manticore Leviathan

Any scenario where you must sacrafice a friend to reach a set goal. (noun)

Damn, looks like we have to pull a Manticore Leviathan boys.

by ModeloAmigo November 22, 2022

Maniconservatism

Inserting conservative ideas where none existed before. To take critical conservative political stance on the most innocuous of ideas.

James' notion of banning or boycotting beer, maple syrup and butter is maniconservatism at its core.

by Panhead Greg August 13, 2023

Maricopa Mudslide

The act of shitting in ones dishwasher, then turning it on. Best when the dishwasher if full of dishes.

He was mad I fucked his girlfriend so while I was out of town, he broke into my house and gave me a Maricopa Mudslide.

by rainbowcarnage October 6, 2010

Maricopa County

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.

Maricopa County is run by a bunch of fucking nazi's.

by Eric April 27, 2006

maricopa

a town in Pinal county Arizona. 16 miles for phoenix. town made up of 100,000 empty houses (thanks to Bush) and nothing to do. teens run away screaming. cheap housing.

boy says: im moving to maricopa!!

another boy says: thats a fuckin wasteland with nothing to do.

boy says: but we got our house cheap!!

by -JOSHUA- February 28, 2009