Manning Face

The idiotic look a grown man or woman gets when extemely disappointed with ones self; highly resembles a pouting child about to cry.

That stupid look peyton and eli manning get when they lose a game, throw a pic, etc. I.e. Peyton mannings face he made after losing the superbowl to the saints.

Tim: dude what's with the manning face?

Mark: I lost my job last tuesday, jody left me on wednesday, and some dick stole my bike yesterday...
Tim: that's rough man. The manning face is understood.

by shaynetk August 7, 2010

Rex Manning day

Only the best day ever! from the film, Empire Records (Regency 1995)

No, we can't fight today, not on Rex Manning Day!!

Everything's been so good; I'm having my own personal Rex Manning Day.

by Nathan K. Claus November 2, 2006

manting

When you have sex in the shower with a virgin and you throw her down on the ground and flap your arms like a manta ray swimming on her back as you cum

person 1:dude, i was manting this girl last night....
person 2: nice! who was she?
Person 1: your sister

by The D and The V October 31, 2013

mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. Constant complaints at event the smallest of problems.

Peter: For fucks sake this pool table has a bad roll on it.

Steve: hey stop being a big girl and get on with it you mannington.

Peter: Argggg.. there isnt enough room to take a decent shot.

by johnlbw July 7, 2010

Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 22, 2011

Laura Marling

A beautiful, delicate, English flower. Often found singing haunting melodies that tear your heart out and ignite your soul.

Have you listen to Laura Marling before? Her music completely tore my heart out, then put it back together, and set my soul on fire. I will never be the same!

by ladymumford October 24, 2014

manning up

not being a pussy about something

hey ryan, how about you get off the floor and man up? or i could just hold your purse for you...

by TronX February 24, 2004