Magister

An app that you have to download from your school, but then your depression starts to rise. A lot of students fail and this means that you have to go to VMBO (primary education). In the end, you just get a severe depression from this app. Only in the Netherlands by the way.

Hell no, ik ga zakken! Ik zie het op magister!
Hell no, I'm going down! I see it on magister!

by lolmeneervandeeheidha June 25, 2020

Minister Gabriel Macaroni

This minister is the best world leader in this world. He was a tiktok with 40K+ followers and you should check it out. Also he owns a server with 6.7K+ members. So you better join

Person 1: Have u seen Minister Gabriel Macaroni?
Person 2: OMG i forget to check him out

by pigletta June 24, 2021

Minister of Resources and Spending

A satirical or humorous acronym expansion created as a playful parody of the traditional title "Mrs." used for married women. In this context, "MRS" is humorously reimagined to stand for "Minister of Resources and Spending," implying a lighthearted association between married individuals and their roles as decision-makers or managers of household resources and expenditures. This parody acronym is not an official or conventional title but is employed for comedic effect or commentary on the responsibilities often associated with married life.

Used Car Salesman: So, my man, are you going to buy the Delorean today? It won't last long!

Married Man: I'm really interested, but I'll have to run it by the Minister of Resources and Spending first.

by gonzobrains September 13, 2023

Mansterpiece

A masterpiece of manliness. Something with high levels of badassery or extreme badditude.

"Dude, I just got done watching Shoot 'Em Up. Serious Mansterpiece!"

by ExtremeBadditude August 31, 2009

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

Blatantly lying while evidence is present to contradict what you're saying.

IIM: The infidels will die here, they're on their last legs!

*cameras show US and British troops rolling freely throughout the country*

by Irie April 10, 2003

Maniser

A female sexual despot. A woman who instinctively attracts men and ensnares them in her life.

Cheryl just can't help herself, she's a maniser.

by Sir_Ann July 13, 2010