Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.

Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."

by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006

Mandatory Sex Party

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.

by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010

mandatorian

Expected or mandatory behavior for a Mandalorian.

"Why don't Mandalorians take off their helmets when they eat?"
"This is the way. It's Mandatorian.

by Vlad the Vandalorian April 1, 2021

swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men

He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016

MAGAtard

Derogatory term used by Liberals used for calling out egregious examples of Conservative stupidity

"THE COVID-19 VACCINE IS UNSAFE, BUT COVID IS NOT A THREAT!"

"Shut up, MAGAtard! You're such an idiot."

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 9, 2022

Reading Manga

its like reading hentai but no sex

Friend: So I heard that Mike is Reading Manga, I wonder which one though

Me: So not hentai? Normie

by FortuN8 December 30, 2017

MAGAT

Literal acronym for "Make America Great Again Terrorist".

"On January 6, a group of MAGATs invaded the U.S. capitol in an attempt to subvert the American democratic process."

"Only a MAGAT would ever be dumb enough to try and steal an election due to a baseless belief that the election was being stolen..."

by Chroooth January 7, 2021