Valley Maneuver

When a female attaches roller skates to her exposed asshole, then slides down a side of a valley, whilst a male skates down the other side of the valley , ramming penile device in to the vaginal crevice. Thus the valley manuever. If a man can complete this maneuver he will receive the highest of fives

Bro I totally pulled the Valley Maneuver last night... I think o broke my dick. Defenitly worth it!

by Butch Niggu December 3, 2014

Ellis maneuver

The movement out of, back into and finally out of the friend zone. A triple black diamond stunt only to be attempted by professionals. Requires skill and precision to achieve the second relationship and has only ever been fully completed one time that we know of, although many have tried.

"What a savage, he Ellis maneuvered Sam around the holidays so he didn't have to get her a present"

by oooggglieboooglie1234wakka April 3, 2017

Dani Maneuver

A futunari with a massive amount of jizz, enough to bloat the other participating party.

Example: Watch out, that person's well known for using the Dani Maneuver

by Aesthesus January 22, 2018

Mcnutt Maneuver

When you shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun

Bro there's no Travis Scott™ burgers left, I think I'm going to Mcnutt myself

Prue is a bitch, gonna do a Mcnutt Maneuver to her face

by Darwinn September 16, 2020

vancouver maneuver

Tucking one's erect member into ones waistband to avoid detection whilst in public.

My date with that really hot girl would have gone bad if it weren't for the Vancouver maneuver.

by M. Miller May 6, 2008

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

hand maneuver

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!

I was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver.

by DJR632 June 25, 2007