by imsohqppy December 28, 2023
Get the manatee mug.A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.
I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!
by HoldingForth February 1, 2024
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A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
by Jlarge November 14, 2007
Get the Manatee joke mug.A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.
Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.
Jim: Which one?
Tim: Manatee High School.
Jim: You're going to get jumped.
Tim: (sad face)
Jim: Which one?
Tim: Manatee High School.
Jim: You're going to get jumped.
Tim: (sad face)
by Doesn't Matter :| April 14, 2009
Get the Manatee High School mug.When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
Get the manatee effect mug.Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.
by hotpocket81 June 9, 2009
Get the manatee mailbox mug.Verb- refers to the act of taking MDMA (ecstasy) and a strong narcotic (such as Oxycontin) simultaneously, producing a gentle, very carefree state of mind, not unlike a manatee drifting about the Florida Keys (before getting crushed by a speedboat full of bitches).
Carlos: "Hullo Xavier. Have you seen Pascual? He seems to be very slow."
Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."
Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."
Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."
Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."
by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009
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