Malverne

Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.

"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.

by Long Island Iced Tea August 26, 2013

Malvernise

(verb) To be ruthlessly bummed by an older pupil; slam-dunked by an elder student

When Charles was in the 3rd year he was "Malvernised" good and proper by many of the elder boys.

Young man, I'm going to "Malvernise" you. I'm going to "Malvernise" you like you'll never forget.

by magic malverniser December 17, 2009

malerna

when a person by the name of Erna does the most extra thing and decides to go out of her way to save the world from injustice.

Erna had Malerna moment when she attacked the Serbs and victimised them
Malerna adventurously cascaded through Chalvey in pursuit of a Chicken Wrap.

*NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MALERIA*

by te aprecator of Malernas Beaut November 22, 2017

Målernæse

When you slap your self in the nose with a ruler.

I am målernæse myself

by Bjarneby March 7, 2018

malven

The best coolest last name you will ever hear. Ussaly affiliated with a person who has close friends and doesnt leave his friends. He ussaly has a friend named Logan who is a dim witted unknowlegable less than average human. Logan often thinks he is cool but doesn’t realize his gf wants to leave him for someone more attractive.

That malven kid is pretty cool.

by Steven241472 June 1, 2018

Marvern

Marverns are absolute chads. They also tend to bottle up their feelings and show themselves as an emotionless person. Marverns are actually really chill and are just cool with everything and anything.

"Bro have you ever seen Marvern get sad?"
"yo wtf no I haven't"

by flyinghomunculus September 2, 2020

Maevern

Is an awesome friend that never neglects her friends . Always reminding them to eat their meals.

"Hey bestie, remember to eat your meals!!"

It's really nice to a Maevern as a friend

by secret987 November 22, 2021