Maloofed

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

Kevin malone

The best anime character of all time, Kevin uses his huge body to fight off the insults of fellow co-workers.

" I just wanted to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs." -Kevin Malone

by Harold78 January 23, 2018

Miles malone

A gay kid who goes to Gonzaga

Hey that Xbox player is a real miles malone

by Memelordmax March 25, 2019

malewife

A man who is "wife-like," acting as the submissive partner in his relationship. Often used along with the term "girlboss."

"That dude's girlfriend is bossing him around."
"That's because he's a malewife."

by idcwhatmyusernameistbh July 12, 2021

Maloneing

Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.

I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.

by ImAdamHawk September 25, 2013

Maloni

A wonderful beautiful girl, who is creative, kind, and adorable. All the guys want her, she has the tan gorgeous skin and the beach body. Her name is hawiian for flower.

Wow, Maloni is so pretty!!

by Minimalist March 25, 2017

Malon

A cute, kind girl in the Zelda series. Should belong with Link in Ocarina of Time. She looks adorable as a child, but becomes hot in seven years.

Malon's so precious, you just have to adore her.

by Chaos Breaker January 14, 2005