steaming maldive

when ur outside havin sex and have a Diarrhea u take a dump in the females chest which is going to start steaming.

After the steaming maldive the girl looked she was boiling.

by A-turk November 6, 2008

Malding pemis

The crust that forms when you're not hygienic.

Guy 1: Yo check out my MALDING PEMIS!
Dude 2: Bro I love the cheese mate.

by 28 city October 7, 2020

Malding

The concept of both, being mad and balding.

Joseph is malding.

by Just Joel September 23, 2019

mislav maldini

the most beautiful creature on this planet. in the universe too, probably.

wow, he's almost as beautiful as mislav maldini!!but almost.

by neka tamo zenska ko zna September 21, 2018

mislav maldini

the most beautiful creature on the planet. in the universe too, probably.

wow, he's almost as beautiful as mislav maldini!!but almost.

by neka tamo zenska ko zna September 21, 2018

maldivian holiday

(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.

chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.

by Dr Farnsbarn March 17, 2011

malding

when you are mad and balding

olivias been malding a lot lately bc of her boyfriend

by brooklyn sparks December 23, 2019