Having sexual acts with someone of asian/middle eastern heritage while spinning her atop your penis, and violently screaming the aladdin theme song.
by Dr.Ripanus November 12, 2015
Get the Malaysian Hurricane mug.When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011
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Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth.
by Rufus Spooner April 29, 2006
Get the malaysian cup holder mug.a malaysian manicure occurs when a fully dressed caucasian male participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over his fingers, hands, and possibly down his arms, thereby staining his clothing.
Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.
by ttrashman March 3, 2011
Get the malaysian manicure mug.Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.
Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!
After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.
After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.
by malaysianmeathooker February 23, 2009
Get the Malaysian Meat Hook mug.The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.
by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019
Get the Malaysian Boner mug.A Malaysian Steamer could include the name "Jerry Yam" used before or after in a sentence as an adjective.
by Yippy Whippy December 22, 2009
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