Mahala

The coolest girl in the world
The one who can always make me smile
She doesn't know how amazing she is so I always tell her
Can always be trusted
Is a friend for life
Is the funniest person you'll ever meet
Has the sweetest voice
Is hot/sexy lol

That girl is so awesome she must be a mahala.

by anonymous_gypsy_kid November 2, 2013

Maladaptive Daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is a medical condition in which a person will obsessively and uncontrollable daydream, this can be triggered from music, stories or nothing.
These Daydreams usually include: an idealised self, violence, rescue, capture, arousal, trauma, etc.
Most Maladaptive Daydreamer's have multiple worlds in there head, but all know that they aren't real.

''What is he doing?''
''Just Maladaptive Daydreaming.''

by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

makalack

a massive cock bulge that is noticed from a distance

look at the size of that guys makalack

by Mike Vagloose August 19, 2010

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

Malayah

A smexy sexy ass native girl who likes to cuddle all the time with lots of kisses and hugs she likes cake chocolate candy She smells amazing all the time and when she sleeps she sleeps forever and married to roman starlight <3

Malayah's Just So Beautiful <3 And She's Mine Only Mine

by Ernest Starrlight August 31, 2014

Mahalakshmi

She's the most beautiful and amazing girl I've ever met in my life. I've never loved anyone so much in my life. I wish we stay happy and together forever. I love you Tungudus

Mahalakshmi : a lovely and sexy girl
She's my maha.

by Tungudus October 19, 2020

Makala

Awesomest person in the freaking world!! Makala is amazing. Fun to be around and always joking and making everybody laugh. Dark hair and beautiful eyes best describes a Makala. A Makala- layed back- beautiful- smart. Nothing like her in the world. Treat her right and she will always keep a smile on ur face. She's not something you wanna lose!!!

Makala is other wise close to the Greek god venus. Makala you are sizzlin today girl!! Omg Makala I love u!!

by Jh momma May 29, 2011