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Malaki

A very funny, cute, and trustworthy friend for anyone. No matter what the person does, is, or looks, he doesnt judge. Hes the person who you will wait for and he will wait for you. He is the person who will care for you and understand how you feel without even asking. A true friend overall who will be there through thick and thin.
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Hes cute and a really good friend...he gets me ^.^
by AnonymousMatthais May 31, 2017
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Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!
by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
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Malaiah

Malaiah Is a kind and very funny person, if you feel down this person will lift you up. Malaiah's pet peeves are when you get mad at them for no reason, this person is very athletic and doesnt care weither you think malaiah is crazy or weird. (Cause their friends are "crazy too"
She's is nice, athletic, funny and resilient she is a Malaiah
by Cortina August 14, 2019
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Daron Malakian

The most talented guitarist on the face of Earth.

Daron Vartan Malakian was born on July 18, 1975 in Hollywood, CA as an only child to Vartan and Zepur Malakian. Like all members of the greatest band in the world, System of a Down, he has Armenian ancestry.

His love for music started when he was 4 years old. His cousin played him a KISS record and, like most people in their right mind, he loved it. Daron originally wanted to be a drummer, but his parents bought him a guitar so that they could sleep at night. He started liking heavy metal bands like Cannibal Corpse when he was a teen, but at about 17 he was listening to The Beatles. Daron was also a fan of the LA Kings hockey team.

In 1993, something happened that would lead to the best thing ever. Daron met Serj Tankian. They shared the same rehearsal studio but they were in separate bands at the time. Daron played lead guitar for one band, and Serj played keyboard for the other. The beginning of System of a Down was then created. They had named this new band "Soil". Soon after, they accepted Shavo Odadjian as their bassist. Soil's name was changed to System of a Down after a poem Daron wrote named Victims of a Down. Andy Khachaturian was their drummer who was replaced by John Dolmayan.

Daron wrote half of the lyrics and most of the music for System of a Down's songs. Some songs could be about the Armenian Genocide (look it up... it's terrible), crazy random stuff, and anything in between. System's debut album was released in 1998, Toxicity in 2001, Steal this Album in 2002, and Mesmerize and Hypnotize in 2005.

System was a successful and unique metal band for about 13 years. They disbanded in 2006 to do "side projects". Serj went solo and Daron and John formed a band called Scars on Broadway. Neither Scars or Serj will ever be as great as System because of the perfect harmony that Daron and Serj's voices made together. *sigh*... Oh well.

Daron Malakian lives in Glendale, Cali now and he collects candles, skulls, instruments, Persian rugs, and Middle Eastern smoking devices. He hates the Nu Metal label more than anything. He often plays his Ibanez Iceman which has custom graphics by his father.
Daron Malakian can play better than anyone... And he was very sexy in 2001-2002.
by SOAD-4-life June 29, 2009
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malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian
Spell malasian right idiots
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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malaka

the greek word for wanka but usually used as a friendly greeting.
or used as a term of abuse
giasou re malaka
ti kavete malaka

aiyia mi sou malaka
by LatinaKaterina November 17, 2004
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Daron Malakian

the coolest person that ever walked this planet. amazingly talented guitarist from an amazingly talented band system of a down
by oogyflip November 14, 2005
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