malakhai

Sexy af with a huge dick. Often thinking about his crush and thinking about fucking her like there is no tomorrow

Berit: Wow malakhai is so sexy
Tabea: I bet he has a huge dick

by sexymofi October 9, 2016

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.

by SugarSpider July 28, 2008

malakian

The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar

Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.

by sweetguy July 27, 2006

Malakas

Deriving from the word malakia (to jerk off) it is mainly used in other contexts such as, addressing a friend. In Greece it is the vague equivallent of the word "nigger" between afro-americans, in that it can be used freely among friends but never from an outsider.

ela re malaka, ti les tora (c'mon malaka are u kidding) - friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly

by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

malaka

malaka is a word we use in greece, it can be used to greet a friend or to curse at someone (translation = wanker)

ela re malaka pos eisai? (hi malaka how are you?)

fige re malaka (go away malaka)

by EveryDayMalakas March 31, 2022

malakianism

The ultimate religion.

Where do I sign up??

by HIMinion May 10, 2005

malaka

1.a.) The Greek word for "wanker" usually used in a friendly manner between people that are good friends (thus eliminating the possibilities of misunderstanding the meaning and/or starting a fight) or b.) for abusive purposes,aka in english: "asshole".

2. A type of cheese that is made only in the Greek island of Krete

1.a.) Hello "malaka"! b.) Get outta here you "malaka",before i...

2. Pass the malaka,it's very tasty!

by Manolis December 30, 2006