Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Make Up & Make Out

When two people are within a verbal or physical battle and both parties agree to not only stop fighting, but to make out to forgive each other.

I am sorry... Can we just make up & make out?

by Hivterfall July 20, 2014

make-up remover

When a guy cums on a girls face after a blowjob and when he goes to lick it all off her makeup comes off too, sometimes leaving the girl looking like a fugly rat.

Jordan: "I never pull make-up removers with hookers cause all the nasty make-up they wear make it taste like shit"

by Ammelia(AT)Shamer November 6, 2007

Make-up Hangover

The state of one's face the morning after a rip-roaring night of partying and falling asleep with a full face of make-up, resulting in a drastic case of raccoon eye or liquid liner leakage. This is a usual happening on Jersey Shore; most recently in an episode where we found Sammi the Sweetheart painstakingly picking mascara goop out of the inner corner of her eye after a rough night at the bar with Ronnie. Wash your faces ladies!

Sammi looked like crap the next morning because she didn't wash her face - mascara goop in her eye and liquid liner all over her pillow. She was suffering a serious case of make-up hangover.

by Devonce December 15, 2010

make up artist

Anyone who randomly makes shit up for shear entertainment of hearing them self talk. For example a complusive or pathological liar.

Listen to Doug talkin all dat bullshit. He's a ol' make up artist from way back.

by Nate Blaszczyk January 24, 2008

Make-up money

When the subject of the conversation is not the primary bread winner in a relationship. Usually a girl who underachieves at work because her partner is the primary wage earner and the extra income/stress isn't necessary.

Jean isn't that bothered, she's just after make-up money.

by grimboj June 6, 2011

Make-Up Fox

A girl that looks stunning with the slap on, but looks completely different with make-up off, usually a wrong'un

Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude it's all that slap, she's a total make-up fox

by Marcabre October 27, 2015