The process by which an established internet entrepreneur employs thousands of happy part-time and full-time web content writers, followed by eating all of their souls in one fell swoop.
This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.
For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.
More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that
has not built up to $150 worth.
A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.
For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.
More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that
has not built up to $150 worth.
A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
Mahalageddon occurred famously at Mahalo.com, June 23 2010, at the hands of its founder Jason "Lucifer" Calacanis.
by Jason Lucifer Calacanis June 27, 2010
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Hawaiian name meaning heavenly moonlight- Mahealani has the ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time. She is shy, but full of life and very quick to love. Talented, thoughtful, caring, intelegent. The most beautiful girl you will ever know, inside and out. She can also be annoying and a bit of a loser, but we love her anyway!
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It is a derivation of the Zulu language which means free and has been adopted as a slang term by coloureds.
It is a derivation of the Zulu language which means free and has been adopted as a slang term by coloureds.
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