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Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
by B:ss February 14, 2010
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Lady Madonna

Noun.

A female who conceives and births many children without the ability to pay for or properly care for the children. Typically lower-class women under the poverty line.

The term originated from a song by The Beatles of the same name.
That Octomom woman with the 8 kids is a real Lady Madonna.
by Mr. Tamborine Man October 20, 2010
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haqq al madonna

Used as an expression to show anger, usually when something bad happens, or in a fight OR when surprised. Literally translated it means "Fuck the Virgin Mary" and is used alot in the maltese language.
i) You're walking on Sliema front relaxx and you step in a pile of dog shit: "haqq al madonna min iz- zobb foxx il- liba ommu halla l kelb jahra hawn??" - "Fuck the Virgin Mary who the penis fuck his sperm mother let his dog shit here??"
ii) You see an old woman get hit by an angry Arriva driver: "Il haqq al madonna kif tajjarha!" - "Fuck the Virgin mary how he sent her flying!"
by Tikiiiii October 18, 2011
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Madonnacation

To be educated in the superiority and glory of the Queen of Pop, Madonna.
Person 1: "Did you know that Madonna made vogue mainstream?"

Person 2: "No I didn't. Thank you for the madonnacation. Also, lady fadga is over!"

Person 1: "I know, just like SHITNEY"
by POPEDONNA June 12, 2018
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Makenna

Wonderful, nice, athletic, pretty, crazy, talented. She is fun to be around. She makes friends easily and brightens the rooms with a smile. She is a charming tall being. She stands out in a crowd and lover to be a fun crazy. She was many friends both girl and boy. She makes everyone she talks to happy. She has fire red hair and beautiful big brown eyes. She is
Wow Makenna is so beautiful and awesome I'm asking her out right now
by Makenna May 28, 2015
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madonnathon

To listen to a series of Madonna albums in a row (ideally, all of them); portmanteau combining Madonna & marathon.
That Madonnathon last night had me singing Borderline, Survival, and Jump at work all morning.

Society Matron: We are NOT going to Arvin's on Friday--he has another Madonnathon planned and I will not listen to that smutty Erotica album again!
by mr pinky June 29, 2007
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Makenna

A majorly independent girl. She is acedemically skilled, more so in language art skills. She is a reader. She will have 5 books that she is reading at one time. She is anxiety prone and won't talk to anyone that wont talk to her. Makennas tend to be short and curvy. They have nice hour glass figures, often not see at first glance. Their freinds mean the wofld fo them and they value friendship more than family. They tend to have rocky at home lives, but wont show you their pain, unless they can trust you. When it comes to crushes, Makennas tend to stay loyal and faithful to one person. They often feel unloved by others. Their friends may often be taken, but makenna will be worthwhile when finally asked on a date.
Makenna is something else.
by Namd October 26, 2016
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