Macon GA

A slowly deteriorating city in the "Heart of Georgia" with high crime rates.

Macon GA is due for a big turn-around.

by Toby Dauntless February 27, 2009

mackbook

1. an address book containing the contact information of those one has macked upon

2. an address book used as a reference for making booty calls

a) Person one: bro, we need to get some bitches up in here

Person two: let me look some up in my mackbook

b) Person a. : did you get that amputee porn star's number?

Person b. : yeah, i wrote it down in my mackbook

by Der Bootymeister September 26, 2011

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

Lady Macbeth

An unpleasant, cruel, or maliciously insane woman. The female incarnation of Evil Itself.

Often used to refer to female math teachers.

Taken from the the unpleasant character in Shakespeare's Macbeth.

Student: Who do you have for math next semester?
Friend: Mrs. Whitman, you?
Student: Roberts. Wait--Did you say Whitman?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Student: Watch out, man. She's like freaking Lady Macbeth.

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

Macabeo

Chilean slang used to call a guy who's controlled by his girlfriend, wife, etc.

Guys basically do everything their girlfriend asks them to.

Most of the guys are like this, even though they don't admit it, in fact they joke about it-

Guy1: Hey are you coming to the party?

Guy2: No, sorry. I have to go shopping with my girlfriend, and after that help her with some stuff.

Guy1: Macabeo!

by Razakade June 16, 2011

Macbeth

Some play that an old guy wrote and now we analyse the fucking spaces in-between the letter

Student: " why do we do so much writing for one letter in an old play "

Teacher: " because we like to suck all the bum juice out of the old guy called Shakespeare and his lovely play Macbeth "

by God = me May 26, 2021

Macbook air

A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.

Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?

Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

Macbook air owner: Huh?

by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008