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Mystic Nights of the Cobra

A drunken terrorist organization located in the East Bay, Ca. MKOTC will smoke all your weed and can ruin any party and/or hotel room. In 2006 a study by the University of California found that the Mystic Nights of the Cobra are directly or indirectly responsible for approximately 1.16% of all cases of fetal alcohol syndrome statewide.
All I'm saying is, nobody drank a beer with jizz in it till the Mystic Nights of the Cobra showed up.
by Big Nickel September 3, 2007
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Mystic Negro

1)supporting character in television or film of african descent who assist the typically caucasian lead to discover a spiritual truth by virtue of their prescence, deeds or words. 2) a supporting character of african descent who imparts wisdom of a spiritual or mystical nature to the protagonist by prescence, deed or word that can alter their behavior in a significant way. male mammy, mystical negro, magic negro, magical negro, Djimon Hounsou
That new movie has everything including a handsome leading man, a love interest and even a mystic negro!

Without visiting the mystic negro, Jamie would never have reconciled with his father. male mammy, mystical negro, magic negro, magical negro, Djimon Hounsou
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Mystic Stylez

The first album by the Memphis based rap group Three 6 Maifa Many references to Satan are on this album. Considred to be much darker than their later albums
I like the songs "Live By Yo Rep" and "Porno Movie" from Mystic Stylez
by MidasTouch July 10, 2007
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Mystic Beats, Female Voices

A referral to music which combines deep trance rythms (mystic beats) and melodies with a female singer (female voices).

This kind of music is preferably listened to when feeling emotionally down and/or lonely, lying in bed and in some cases may involve having taken emotion re-inforcing medication.
Ide: 'Hey David, what is that music you're playing ?'
David: 'I'm listening to a deep experience of Mystic Beats, Female Voices.'
by Krazaeda February 6, 2012
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Mystic Lick Down

When you are in downtown Mystic Connecticut and perform oral sex on your partner while gazing into the Mystic River.
Oh look over on the docks, Bill is giving her the Mystic Lick Down.
by Mr. Chuggs November 27, 2021
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Mystic Meg

When you are performing Oral sex on a lady and you are rubbing her clit with one hand, With the other hand you reach for your vape device and while having your head between her legs you blow a cloud of vape fog over her pussy making it look mystical!! and continue to rub her clit with the other hand very much like a fortune teller rubbing a crystal ball. And then look up at her and say "I can tell your future...you are going to cum" Hense Mystic Meg
Tonight I will tell you your fortune .. ....... Just call me Mystic Meg
by DaBigG858585 February 24, 2022
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Mystic Mac

The nickname given to the G.O.A.T of MMA, Conor McGregor. Popularized at his time with the UFC where he would predict the round in which He would knock his opponents out.

“I said I would knock him out in the first round, and I knocked him out in the first round. You can call me Mystic Mac, because I predict these tings.”
Ruchir: Did Conor McGregor knock that dude out in the second round?

Saihil: Mystic Mac strikes again
by thenotorioussaihilchetty April 24, 2020
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