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come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.
"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."
by Overstored Milk September 1, 2014
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Oh my cat!

The opposite of saying "Oh my God!" because God spelled backwards is dog, which is the opposite of cat. So I suppose that makes it the opposite reciprocal or some term like that. From the song "Never Ending Math Equation" by Modest Mouse.
Person 1: Hey, guess what I just got
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Front row tickets to see (Insert your favorite band here) next week!
Person 2: Oh my cat!!
by Miss Muffet October 19, 2004
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come meet my cat

I'm free for the next hour - come meet my cat!
by tpq August 24, 2014
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can my cat watch?

"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"

Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
by scodder June 29, 2010
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Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.
Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.
by arb05002 October 16, 2011
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bill gates raped my cat

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
by Russ Bus November 29, 2007
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Kill my cat

When someone is bothering you so much you tell them kill my cat.
Mike: Aye man where you get them shoes i need to know, come on tell me, tell me, plese.

Maurice: Kill my cat nigga get your own style.
by yung mo March 8, 2009
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