Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out

Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”

by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026

Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.

by Fishyotter May 17, 2018

don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass

Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003

make my brown eye blue

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.

I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.

by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006

Your the blue to my green

• this means that your blue is someone special and very important to you and not only do you care for them deeply you also love them, it could be a best friend, family, friends anyone.

1.blue is the person to your green

" lia your the blue to my green”

2. Blue is your sister

“Oh Jess your the blue to my green”

by Ilovecatsosososoososmuch1002 June 16, 2022

My ass is blue why

Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!

"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!

by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020

my_farts_are_blue

A double chinned glasses wearing burberry boy who knocks one out a lot to pictures of Will Young and abandons his club in their hour of need to visit monkeys pretending its a gift to his mrs when in reality its because he gets turned on at red bottoms

Your not going to the game where we need all teh vocal encouragement we need? you really are a my_farts_are_blue aren't you

by oh hairless one April 20, 2004