Soba's Mum

Soba's Mum is someone who gets piped 24/7 by multiple candidates including but not limited to every Male in the galaxy of any and all species.

Man that Maths exam was so hard. I can't wait to get home and ram my fat cock in Soba's mum tonight!

by Soba's Dad July 2, 2019

Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

Piraven's mum Yarlini

Piraven's mum Yarlini

Piraven's mum Yarlini

by Piraven's mum yarlini April 28, 2021

Mici's mum

when you know a girl who has a milf of a mother who you want to seduce (Usually with big bunda)

Hey fitch "have you seen that MILf, she’s Mici's mum"

by fitcheypooo May 15, 2023

Phil's mum

;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.

DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.

by PEWUWEP September 9, 2010

Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

by Fumita October 18, 2012