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Multiple bowleosis

A condition that affects individuals who consume multiple bowls of marijuana in a sequential manner. When contracted, this disease has been known to cause symptoms such as: complete loss of motor skills, an inability to get up, a strong inclination to say duuude before each sentence, and the unwillingness to do anything productive for hours on end. These side effects may vary in severity from person to person, and it is important to note that many people who smoke multiple bowls don't contract the disease.

Some individuals may experience some of the aforementioned symptoms along with moderate memory loss, but they are most likely affected by a related condition known as bowlzheimer's disease. Bowlzheimer's is a chronic-induced neurodegenerative disease characterized by difficulty remembering recent events and a decreased word fluency; see permafried.
John: After a few bowls of that Disneyland, I think it's time we embark.
Rob: Duuude, I dunno if I can get up from this couch.
Ava: Come on. We're on a mission, Rob.
John: Are you suffering from multiple bowleosis?
Rob: I.. just don't know if I can...
Ava: He's got bowlzheimer's. We'll have to leave him behind.

John: Be strong without us.
Ava: Let's go!
Rob: Uhh...
by Master Kief March 1, 2015
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Multiple Times

What you say when you shoot someone and don't end up killing them in an FPS game even though you didn't even hit them
Andrew 'dies'
Also Andrew "wtf I shot him multiple times"
Dylan "you're just bad"
by Sxlgs November 11, 2019
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multiple definitions

having more than one definition. DUH!
There are hundreds of words with multiple definitions.

Ex: High
by Erix December 6, 2003
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Multiple Cups

Escort slang meaning more than one ejaculation by male partner in a single session.
That hooker last night brought me to multiple cups!
by FuzzyTheGreat August 28, 2009
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multiple fingers

using more than one finger for convenience purposes
ellie:'can i use multiple fingers?!'
'leo:yeah, sure i'll just get my vas out...'
by ellie wade June 28, 2008
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Multiple Sclerosis

Multiple Sclerosis
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.
Man:You shouldn't be out in public when you're drunk.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.
by Karinmag June 25, 2016
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multiple orgasm

This is how you boys become men- while licking your girl's clitoris, stick your middle finger in her kooter and apply pressure on her G-spot (about 2 1/2 to 3" in) or until she's says "OH...!", sometimes curving your finger may be necessary, and then you keep licking and having your girl hump your finger until she says something along the lines of OH SHIT! or OH MY GOD! This is your indication that you will have achieved a multiple orgasm
Here I am, 20 years old, and making my fiance, Moira (who's 24 years old) moan and scream her head off, while her kooter cums on my finger MULTIPLE times, thus achieving a mulitple orgasm, and consistantly. Moira has a multiple orgasm every time I go down on her.
by D. Phillips December 28, 2005
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