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your moms dead outside

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'
New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*
by r fly May 13, 2018
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you are moms gay

A come back to end all come backs, you will never lose if used.
Kid1:You suck Benis

Kid.2: you are moms gay

Kid1.: cries
by Saucy cock May 7, 2018
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Momshell

Similar to a MILF and a derivative of "Bombshell". A great looking mom that you would want to perform sexual acts with.
"Man, I was at the grocery store today and there was a serious Momshell over in produce."

"Have you ever seen Jimmy's mom? Serious Momshell."
by DuckMueller March 24, 2009
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Momsplain

Like mansplaining but when your mom does it.
Momsplaining is the act of explaining things to your child that they, obviously, already know.
Mom: Don't forget to lock the door when you leave. And to lock it you have to turn it to the left not the right.

You: You don't have to momsplain. I've lived in this house my whole life.
by ThisThatGuy December 29, 2012
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momspam

E-mail from your mom or other older relative. Momspam is almost always tasteless and/or silly, account-choking big, outdated, and sent to her whole address book. There are often multiple copies sent to you for no clear reason.
Brother: Did you get the latest momspam? The e-mail with all the pictures of "cats in angel costumes"? Two megs of junk, and she sent me seven copies!

Sister: Yeah, Mom sent it to me too, along with everyone else she knows. Consider yourself lucky that she doesn't send her Hummel pictures to you. Trust me--they're worse. Maybe getting her a PC was a mistake...
by Jovi Ko September 26, 2006
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Peter Momsen

The ultimate and primary fear of all operating systems, due to his ability to crash them all
1) type...type..type
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!

2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!
by BALEETED March 19, 2003
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momster

A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster.
The momster is really angry tonight...
by Kitten123 July 28, 2005
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