Mortal Kombat!

When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.

Girl: Oh Baby, OH BABY!
Guy: Mortal Kombat!?
Room-Mates: FINISH HER!!

by speedmetal99 December 19, 2010

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary

While writing a phrase or word the begins with the letter C, the C is then replaced with the letter K to make it sound Kool. This type of vocabulary can always makes the most dull sentances look so much more intesne.

Regular sentance: "I must now Combat with the mighty Comotose Crabs of Concubine and Crush the Crazy Cougars before the great Crackers of Canada Cock block all the Crackreads in Columbia."

Kool Sentance: "I must now Kombat with the mighty Komotose Krabs of Konkubine and Krush the Krazy Kougars before the great Krackers of Kanada Kock block all the Krackheads in Kolumbia."

Mortal Kombat Vocabulary is the Key to Kool writing.

by maxatron July 29, 2009

mortal fuck haven

A description for a really good orgasm. Usually a man will shout this out during the orgasm.

“Oh yeahhhhh!!! Mortal Fuck Haven!!”

by Smoove1287 December 2, 2019

Mortal strike

An ability in the game World of warcraft which heavily impairs healing on the stuck player for a short period of time. Many healing classes complain that it is overpowered. Mortal strike is also known abriviated as MS

Priest:"OMG I owned by Mortal strike QQ Nerf pl0x"
Warrior:"Lol l2p, call the care police noob"

by Nanobreaker August 4, 2007

mortal kombat

It has begun!
cool characters, Fatalities, Fake blood who could ask for more?
"Finish Him/Her!"

"You have embarked on a secret mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth in a tournament called Mortal Kombat. It Has Begun!"

by Rane May 8, 2003

Mortal Kombat Spelling

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.

"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.

by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013

Mortal Kombat Trilogy

A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!

Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"

by DeadThresholdJake June 21, 2004