Mormons

We're basically the premium version of Christianity and our opinion doesn't matter.

Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "

by The One With Wives March 15, 2022

Mormons

Please visit www.churchofjesuschrist.org to learn more

Mormons are people that believe in eternal marriage, eternal progression, baptism for the dead, polygamy or plural marriage, sexual purity, health (specified in the Word of Wisdom), fasting, and Sabbath observance.

by Gertrude Arnoldson May 3, 2023

mormons soaking mormons

mornification

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons

by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023

Stormin' Mormons

The term used for Christian Mormons that naturally attract attention and ruckus

Person One: "Why is that girl dancing in the hospital?"

Person Two: "Don't mind her, she's just a stormin' Mormon."

STORMIN' MORMONS

by simplyno May 29, 2010

hot mormons girls

The Kind and Loving Women of the Mormon Church Who Believe in Christ and Treat their Bodies with Care (They are also HOT)

Person: Hey Man , did you see that hot Mormons girls walk by?

Person2: Yeah... I've been meaning to ask her out but she is isn't 16 yet

by The Good Mormon Guy August 22, 2016

boat mormons

the opposite of cannoe jews

I'm not a boat mormons

by cracked7toilet January 20, 2018

Super-Mormons

The actual name for the "creaures" called "vampires" in the movie Twilight.

They have a VERY basic similarity with classic vampires, but due to their EXTREME deviation in abilities and weaknesses, they really have no reason at all to be called "vampires".

Prepubescent Girl: OMG I love the vampires in Twilight!

Older Brother: STFU those aren't vampires, they're Super-Mormons! Vampires are actualy cool, Super-Mormons are just gay.

by crazybucketr June 5, 2009