Monty 

Monty - (Mon-Tee)

Def. - someone who is very stubborn and doesn't like to follow tasks correctly all the way, and occassionally plays by his rules

Wow that kid just broke a vase...What a Monty.

Monty by approvedOcelot August 27, 2019

Monty 

the act of spilling food or drink on another individual.

(created around the same time as shev was started at a shipping company. There were several instances of an individual spilling food on other people. see also, vehicular monty)

The waiter spills your drink on you and your friend says, "the waiter pulled a monty"

You spill food on your wife and say, "I'm so sorry honey, I didn't mean to monty you!"

Monty by mightyacorn January 14, 2010

Monty 

A dog, typically three legged, very clumsy with a long tounge that sticks out all the time. Usually prone to injury.

Wow look at that monty, he just fell off the curb!

Monty by Lyndsey8 February 4, 2010

monty 

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

monty by Andrew October 22, 2006

Monty 

A lifeless person who does not care for anything but himself, he is very picky and disagrees with everything that isn’t his own. Stay away from Monty because he’s a cunt.

Monty over there is a prick, stay away

Monty by Archieisthebest January 15, 2020

Monty 

A mild tempered, Pharaoh fearing jovial young man. Monty's are usually described as non-TP using button mashers, who enjoy the company of friends that wish to engage in physical relations with their siblings and or mothers.

Monty's mostly live in sand dunes, and can't tell time without sundials.

Often called Mo, Mizzle, or Tizzle. However the name spawns from the root word "Mon." As used in Jamaican descent......"Yo Mon, you got a hairy ass!"

Friend:"Hey Monty what time is it?"
Monty:"I dunno man, look at the damn Papyrus!"

Guy 1: "Wow! Check that girl out, I'd like to get some of that"
Guy2: "Yea wouldn't everyone, her brother's a real Monty."

Monty by MakotoKilla February 26, 2010

monty 

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.

"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)

monty by whitmore October 22, 2006