Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

monkey balls

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)

Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.

by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014

Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.

person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''

by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022

Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.

Grandmother: Those are big black monkey balls.

by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022

Monkey balls

Monkey balls

Monkey balls are hot

by DinoDan785 November 8, 2021

chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025