Mon

What white tourists call each other in Jamaica.

White Tourist 1: Hey Mon!
White Tourist 2: What's up Mon!
Jamaican: Shut Up!

by PotatoJedi November 17, 2017

mon

the word used by morons whenever they talk about or refer to jamaica or jamaicans. jamaicans do not say mon, nor do any other caribbean people. please do all caribbean people a favor and take your head out of your ass and realize that the world isn't like what you see in the movies.

Me: aye joe i heard you were going to jamaica for spring break
Joe: yeh...it should be fuckin wicked "mon"
Me: that's....wait...did you just say "mon"
Joe: yeh "mon" jamaica is gonna be great
(I then proceed to beat up Joe's mudda cunt)

by Ed Inglefield June 10, 2017

Mon

A word that replaces Mate, friend or fella typically found in the farming village of Whitchurch or other northan farming communities

Ay up mon - hello mate, how are you.

He's a good mon - he's a good fella

by Barney4321 October 02, 2017

Mons

A person that means the world to someone, a slang for unconditional love

You are like mons to me!

by Mikomiko September 13, 2008

mon

it means gate in japanese, and is constantly refered to in the popular anime series, Full metal Alchemist

tokukokai wa mon ga irimasu.

by Stefan Jenkins August 18, 2006

mon

The way a person with down syndrome pronounces "man".

"Mon!" said Phillip Dang

by Jon Black June 06, 2003

mons

Short for money, specifically cash.

"Dude, you got the mons?"

by Jill-izo November 15, 2006